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Swain on Japanese honorifics

Swain on:
Japanese honorifics

9th September 2014

Swain on evolution

Swain on:
evolution

25th July 2014

Swain on rear-end action

Swain on:
rear-end action

20th June 2014

Swain on SEO

Swain on:
SEO

19th June 2014

Swain on Darren 'D-Dog' Ware's clothing

Swain on:
Darren 'D-Dog' Ware's clothing

18th June 2014

Swain on his ideal family unit

Swain on:
his ideal family unit

21st May 2014

Swain on Desk Aids

Swain on:
Desk Aids

9th May 2014

Swain on unruly undergarments

Swain on:
unruly undergarments

25th April 2014

Swain on buying a DSLR

Swain on:
buying a DSLR

22nd April 2014

Swain on fight strategies

Swain on:
fight strategies

7th February 2014

Swain on his love for Star Trek

Swain on:
his love for Star Trek

5th February 2014

Swain on the uses for a printer/scanner

Swain on:
the uses for a printer/scanner

29th January 2014

Swain on vegetable-based body issues

Swain on:
vegetable-based body issues

15th January 2014

Swain on toilet hygiene

Swain on:
toilet hygiene

15th January 2014

Swain on rewarding Batman

Swain on:
rewarding Batman

8th January 2014

Swain on budget alcohol

Swain on:
budget alcohol

18th December 2013

Swain on the Warwickshire town of Gaydon

Swain on:
the Warwickshire town of Gaydon

14th November 2013

Swain on rock and roll

Swain on:
rock and roll

9th July 2013

Swain on his 20s

Swain on:
his 20s

9th July 2013

Swain on being a hipster

Swain on:
being a hipster

9th July 2013

"Man of Steel day! My last day as a heterosexual male!"

Swain on:
Sexuality

14th June 2013

"I can't wait for the new Superman film. It might turn me gay it looks that good!"

Swain on:
Man of Steel

22nd May 2013

Swain on inanimate objects

Swain on:
inanimate objects

27th February 2013

Swain on dehydration

Swain on:
dehydration

5th February 2013

Swain on floppy-haired Northerns

Swain on:
floppy-haired Northerns

4th February 2013

Swain on cougar romancing

Swain on:
cougar romancing

14th December 2013

Swain on resource management

Swain on:
resource management

6th December 2012

Swain on how to pay for a wedding

Swain on:
how to pay for a wedding

20th November 2012

Swain on bird salvation?

Swain on:
bird salvation?

20th November 2012

Swain on bird murder

Swain on:
bird murder

20th November 2012

"I would probably give George a blowjob if he came round here and told us he'd pulled the project."

Swain on:
mental breakdowns

5th November 2012

Swain on dental hygiene

Swain on:
dental hygiene

23rd October 2012

Swain on blue waffle ignorance

Swain on:
blue waffle ignorance

30th May 2012